Fifty Shades Darker--Chapter 20 (Part II)In which Grey lies more about his helicopter "crashing" in a large and very populated national park; Harry thinks of how to reverse engineer a curse by Loki (which will CERTAINLY end well); Ana feels that Grey has been unfaithful to her with helicopters and other women's hair; Grey compares getting engaged ( Read more... )

Fifty Shades Darker--Chapter 19 (Part I)

In which Ana angsts repeatedly about Grey being really most sincerely dead, ELJ takes dozens of Grey's and Ana's quotes out of context to create the illusion of romance, and the new sporker is baffled and scared by Grey's words and behavior. (No, the new sporker isn't Leah Clearwater.)

Fifty Shades Darker--Chapter Eighteen (Part I)In which Ana and Grey go house-hunting, ELJ doorknobs egregiously, Ana develops a random fear of horses and forgets that her alleged dream job exists, Grey and Ana attempt to make each other horny in a club for rich people, the two of them have noisy sex in an occupied elevator, Ket samples Asgardian ( Read more... )